The Congratulation On Your New Promotion Thread

[Soulmonster]

Congrats to pawnshop-sitars for becoming our new Tour Bus Driver!

[Pawnshop-Sitars]

Thanks guys. It was a long, hard trek getting here. I'd just like to thank everyone involved for all the support, the wellwishers, the person who makes my bed, the man who powders my wig, and most of all the lady who fluffs my bottom. Thankyou all!

[Soulmonster]

Is that were the expression "fluffer" comes from? Bottom fluffers?

[Pawnshop-Sitars]

Yes, I believe so. Royalty used to have them, although I believe they were officially called something like 'keeper of the King's Garderobe' or something, and they were the highest ranked of all the King's servants. I think that's where bottom fluffers come from.

[Soulmonster]

Wow, that profession has really gone down the drain

Oh well, just like every rock and roll band needs a tour driver it needs fluffers, too, and we have many of them now.

[Soulmonster]

And congratulations to bumb.l.foot for becoming a more advanced groupie today! He is also 1/10 away from free beer!

[Soulmonster]

Congrats to Bismarck for advancing past the most tardy of the groupies.

[Soulmonster]

Congratulations to Johan for becoming our first merchandise vendor!!

[Johan]

Did it just happen today? I'm a lousy businessman though. I'm better at spending money

[Soulmonster]

It happened when you posted your 100th post today! Keep on posting and you will reach the next level I can't remember what it is, but it is better and sound you might even become on of the musicians in our band.

[Soulmonster]

Today's congratulations goes out to estebanf for becoming a groupie to a slightly cool band! Congratulations!

[Soulmonster]

Congrats to seely for becoming our newest 'Groupie for a slightly cool band'!

[seely]

Whoever said sucking cocks gets you nowhere....

[Soulmonster]

And a shoutout to 666 for advancing on the ladder of groupie-dom!

[666]

And a shoutout to 666 for advancing on the ladder of groupie-dom!

My dragon and I couldn't be happier

[Soulmonster]

And congrats to DanyYo for also becoming a slightly more "glamorous" groupie!

[Monique]

Hey I'm a "Hanson Groupie" now!

Why can't I be a "Hansen Groupie" instead, Gott is a Hansen after all which reminds me, I need to bring his sexy ass here lol

[Soulmonster]

Hey I'm a "Hanson Groupie" now!

Why can't I be a "Hansen Groupie" instead, Gott is a Hansen after all which reminds me, I need to bring his sexy ass here lol

Keep posting and your dreams may come true!

And yes, you should get Gott over here

[Soulmonster]

And yet again congratulations to 666, now for becoming the band's new drug dealer. Well done, there .

[Soulmonster]

And to DanyYo for becoming our second active drug pusher. We are getting less sex but more highs.

[Soulmonster]

And yet another congratulations to DanyYo, now for becoming the band's tour bus driver

[DanyYo]

God help us all 'cause I can't drive

[Soulmonster]

God help us all 'cause I can't drive

Haha . Good thing we have other bus drivers as well, because I believe pawnshop is one of them.

[Soulmonster]

Hey I'm a "Hanson Groupie" now!

Why can't I be a "Hansen Groupie" instead, Gott is a Hansen after all which reminds me, I need to bring his sexy ass here lol

And now you got promoted to one of the better types of groupies! Well done, there!

[Soulmonster]

Uhm, I see seely has become a drug pusher. I didn't notice until today. Congratulations anyway!

[Soulmonster]

Congrats to seely for becoming our third current Tour Bus Driver! Who will be the first to advance past this positions? And why is there a link to a porn thread in the 'Similar Topics' list??

[seely]

Can I just say, i've reached a life's ambition at last.



And so there is...I shall have to, ahem, 'inspect' this...

[Soulmonster]

It's not a thread on AFD but a link to a thread at another forum hosted by the same company. The 'Similar Topics' list is chosen based on thread title similarities (the word "Thread" being found both in this title and the title on the porn thread).

[seely]

Yeah, I've opened a few of those recommendations before (not the porn ones - honest m'lud), good idea to be honest.

[Soulmonster]

It will become better and better with more relevant suggestions as the whole forum world grows. I hope.

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