2004.09.29 - Kerrang! - Slash Survey

Slash: a fan of guitarplaying, hot hotel maids...

To: Kerrang!
Sent: September 25, 2004 Subject: ABOUT ME

1. HOW'S THINGS

» I'm good.

2. WHERE ARE YOU AND WHAT CAN YOU SEE?

» I'm in Pittsburgh and see shops.

3. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH?

» A cigarette.

4. WHAT RUMOUR WOULD YOU LIKE TO START ABOUT YOURSELF?

» I couldn't imagine any possible rumour that hasn't come up already.

5. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE A GIRL FOR A DAY?

» I'd go to the nearest lesbian bar.

6. WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?

» I'd deal with money better.

7. WHAT'S YOUR SEXUAL FANTASY?

» I come back to the hotel room and there's a couple of hot maids playing my guitar. That'll be my fantasy...

8. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL/BOYFRIEND?

» Assertiveness.

9. WHAT ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH?

» 1'm obsessed with being obsessed.

10. WHAT WOULD SURPRISE PEOPLE ABOUT YOU?

» That I've got a wooden leg.

11. WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE A DRINK WITH?

» Tina Turner. I've never met her.

12. WHAT WAS THE LAST LIE YOU TOLD?

» That I've got a wooden leg.

13. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SWEAR WORD?

» Probably fuck, I guess.

4. WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

» I really don't want to take the time to figure that out.

5. HAPPINESS IS...

»Getting a bottle of Jack Daniel's and a carton of cigarettes on my birthday. Simple as that.