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AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

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AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Soulmonster on Sat May 14, 2011 7:08 pm




Are you a through and true HEADBANGER?
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes", and see what you're made of.


  1. Ever listened to Heavy Metal music (i.e. Metallica, Rob Zombie, Pantera, Megadeth, etc)?

  2. enjoyed it?

  3. sang along? (if you could understand the words)

  4. Has a Heavy Metal song ever moved you?

  5. Ever listened to Hard Rock (i.e. Def Leppard, Kiss, The Who)?

  6. Ever listened to Death Metal (i.e. Mortician, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass)?

  7. Ever listened to Black Metal? (i.e. Cradle of Filth)?

  8. Ever listened to Christian Metal? (i.e. Mortification, Metanoia, Living Sacrifice, Extol)

  9. Ever listened to Hardcore (i.e. Slipknot)?

  10. HAVE YOU EVER HEADBANGED?

  11. for more than a minute?

  12. for more than 10 minutes?

  13. for more than half an hour?

  14. for an hour?

  15. two?

  16. three?

  17. more?

  18. Ever seen a mosh pit?

  19. Ever pushed someone into/back into a mosh pit?

  20. Been pushed in?

  21. Willingly?

  22. Ever moshed?

  23. For the duration of an entire guitar riff?

  24. For the duration of an entire song?

  25. For the duration of an entire set?

  26. For the duration of more than one band's sets?

  27. Every other song?

  28. For the duration of every song, in it's entirety, by every band for a day?

  29. For a three day festival?

  30. Have you ever been scolded by anyone in a medical profession about your headbanging?

  31. Have you ever been scolded by anyone in a medical profession about your moshing?

  32. Have you ever gotten hurt headbanging?

  33. seriously injured?

  34. hospitalized?

  35. put on drugs (involutarily)?

  36. Have you ever gotten hurt moshing?

  37. seriously injured?

  38. hospitalized?

  39. been in so much pain after a concert that you had to take some kind of drugs in order to function properly?

  40. enjoyed that anyway? (the pain, stupid, of course you enjoyed the drugs)

  41. Ever looked so much cooler singing or lip-syncing than the guy who's actually singing that other people started watching you instead of the stage?

  42. Is metal the meaning of life?

  43. Ever been to a concert?

  44. Ever laughed at the sucky band that opens up?

  45. Ever moshed for their last song out of pity for them?

  46. Ever uttered the phrase, "Contribute to the Violence"?

  47. Ever sang along?

  48. Ever screamed along?

  49. Ever growled along?

  50. Ever thrown something onstage?

  51. Didn't know why or what it was?

  52. Ever thrown a lighter to someone on stage?

  53. Ever thrown a cigarette to someone on stage?

  54. Ever thrown a joint to anyone on stage?

  55. Ever been so fucked up that your memory of the whole night is like a blurry Viking battle?

  56. Ever made out in the pit?

  57. Ever got laid in the pit?

  58. Ever fondled/molested someone in the pit?

  59. Ever stagedived?

  60. Ever crowdsurfed?

  61. Ever fondled/molested someone stagediving or crowdsurfing?

  62. While you were the one crowdsurfing?

  63. Been fondled/molested while stagediving or crowdsurfing?

  64. Enjoyed it?

  65. Taken an article of clothing off of someone in the pit?

  66. Taken an article of clothing off of someone while they were stagediving or crowdsurfing?

  67. Ever gotten in a fight at a concert?

  68. Punched someone that deserved it in the pit?

  69. Been punched in the pit?

  70. Been kicked in the pit?

  71. Seen some guy spazzing out with a bunch of flip kicks and martial arts stuff in the pit?

  72. Kicked his ass?

  73. Bought a drink for anyone in a band (including yourself)?

  74. Been bought a drink by anyone in a band (not including yourself)?

  75. Been given a free CD by the band just because?

  76. Been given a free CD after you leave a show by a local band trying to get known?

  77. Listened to it?

  78. If it was any good, did you go see that band in concert?

  79. Did they get big?

  80. Ever bought a Heavy Metal CD?

  81. Ever bought a video produced by a band?

  82. Ever bought a video of a whole concert?

  83. Headbanged while watching it?

  84. Ever headbanged for no reason?

  85. to the wrong kind of music?

  86. without music at all?

  87. in front of old people?

  88. In front of a medical professional?

  89. In front of a clergyman?

  90. Do you or have you ever played hockey, lacrosse, rugby, or some other ultraviolent sport while listening to heavy metal (in your head or otherwise)?

  91. Thrown dangerous objects at people at a concert in a drunken stupor?

  92. Gotten arrested for a bit of minor violence at a show?

  93. Thrown fecal matter (at a show)?

  94. Puked (at a show)?

  95. Spray painted or otherwise tagged the name of any band on something?

  96. Gotten a tattoo?

  97. At a convention or festival?

  98. Gotten a piercing?

  99. At a convention or festival?

  100. When there is no more room in hell, will the dead walk the earth?









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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Soulmonster on Sat May 14, 2011 7:17 pm

Uhm, I am 74 % headbanger pure.
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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Johan on Tue May 17, 2011 11:52 pm

Link? Chrome is fucking it all up again Sad
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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Soulmonster on Tue May 17, 2011 11:56 pm

@Johan wrote:Link? Chrome is fucking it all up again

You don't see this:



Then I will send you to the source: http://www.armory.com/tests/headbanger.html
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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Johan on Wed May 18, 2011 12:52 am

No, just the texts and html code..

Thanks!
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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Pawnshop-Sitars on Wed May 18, 2011 12:53 am

I answered 18 out of 100 questions and came away with 82.0% headbanger pure...
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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Soulmonster on Wed May 18, 2011 12:54 am

I bet Johan will be very unpure.
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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Johan on Wed May 18, 2011 12:58 am

I got 59% Smile, 41 questions yes.
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Re: AFD's Headbangin' Metalhead Purity Test

Post by Soulmonster on Wed May 18, 2011 1:00 am

Haha, that's what I assumed Smile. You are an experienced, filthy headbanger .
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Post by Johan on Wed May 18, 2011 1:07 am

But looking back, it means that you are a pure headbanger if you don't check any box. So my mom would be a pure headbanger? Surprised
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Post by Soulmonster on Wed May 18, 2011 1:12 am

She would be "headbanger pure" meaning that she has had no experiences with it.

It is a bit weird but has a historical explanation. "Purity tests" are meant to be tests that checks a person's social purity, or how depraved he/she is. The less experienced in sex, drugs, crime, etc, the more pure you are. Then they made purity tests for other topics, like headbanging. I have a standard Purity Test stickied in this section, too. I bet you, coming from the Netherlands, will score good on that one, too Wink
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Post by DruDiet on Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:14 am

77% headbanger pure. Is that a good score to have?
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Post by Soulmonster on Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:50 pm

It means you are no Johan.
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Post by DruDiet on Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:04 am

@Soulmonster wrote:It means you are no Johan.

Do I want to be a Johan?

I probably could have done better if so many of the questions weren't about "moshing"!
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Post by Soulmonster on Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:09 am

Johan is a nice guy. More people should be like him Smile. I can't really say whether you should be more like him, though Wink
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Post by DanyYo on Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:17 am

85% headbanger pure.
I lolled at almost all of the questions.
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Post by Soulmonster on Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:20 am

I lolled that Johan got 59%. I bet he has many times headbanged for no reason Hay
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Post by Soulmonster on Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:08 am

We need more people to take the test!
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Post by puddledumpling on Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:05 pm

66% Headbanger Pure
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Post by Soulmonster on Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:44 pm

2nd place after Johan.

Johan: 59 %
Puddledumpling: 66 %
Soulmonster: 74 %
DruDiet: 77 %
Pawnshop-Sitars: 82 %
DanyYo: 85 %
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Post by Johan on Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:36 am

Take that, bitches! \m/ U rock
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Post by puddledumpling on Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:32 am

Best moshing experience was intentional at a Megadeth show circa Hanger 18 tour - band/audience interaction was perfect joyous mayhem.

Worst moshing experience was unintentional at a Black Crowes show circa Southern Harmony tour - band was great, audience laced with wannabe gang bangers who roughed up small sized girls ONLY, to bully their way up front to abuse Chris Robinson. They hurt me unpleasantly, ruined the show for me cuz I love the Crowes and who the hell moshes at a Black Crowes concert?

Head Banging at the moment to live Ronnie Wood so maybe I wood but I do it well.
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