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Freshman Asks New Roommate Not To Hide Masturbation From Him

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Freshman Asks New Roommate Not To Hide Masturbation From Him

Post by Soulmonster on Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:49 pm

BLOOMINGTON, IN—As Indiana University students began moving into their assigned residence halls Wednesday, freshman Martin Mattucci told his new roommate Corey Dwire not to worry about hiding his acts of masturbation. "I just want you to know, right off the bat, that I'm cool with you jerking off when I'm around," said Mattucci, who added that any other arrangement would be impractical considering the two would be sharing a 10-by-10-foot room for the next nine months. "If I walk in while you're rubbing one out, just keep right on going. The way I see it, it would be more awkward if you stopped. By the way, my name's Martin." Mattucci added that he always keeps plenty of paper towels and moisturizer around for just such occasions, so Dwire should feel free to let him know if he's running low or needs extra.
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Re: Freshman Asks New Roommate Not To Hide Masturbation From Him

Post by seely on Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:20 am

I give them one week till the orgies start.

This is why i'm glad we have separate rooms here at univeristy in merry old England....

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